It’s time for advice of a different kind. How do get rid of a girl.

1. Make her wait for ages… when the dates are planned by her and, even worse when they are planned by you.
2. Do not ever use a deodorant when you’re around her. Make it a point to munch on onions before you meet her.
3. Attend as many calls as you can when she’s spending time with you… it helps if the one calling is you’re ex-girlfriend and it’s even better if it’s your ’supposedly’ intimate boyfriend.
4. Be as GAY as you can!
5. Make sure you invite her best friend every time you go out with her, and hit on her friend as shamelessly as you can. The drool-pot is a sure winner!
6. Dress as horrendously as you possible can. Colour combinations are a strict NO-NO, unless you’re planning on doing a fluorescent orange and bright pink combo. Classic!
7. Gorge yourself on food, hers, yours, her friend’s and make sure food spills out of your mouth every minute or so, during your lunch or dinner dates.
8. BURP! As often and as loudly as you can. Gaseous emanations of other kinds are also sure ways to your ultimate triumph!
9. Make sure she realizes you’re not busy, but pretend to be as busy as you can possibly be when she’s around… she’ll get the hint… or even better, pair it up with being a schedule freak.
10. Pretend you have a serious crotch infection, or a fetish or an obsession for everything down under!