What Women Say… What Women Think…
She usually says… A woman doesn’t think and talk in two different directions unlike the men, but sometimes they aren’t very different!
Am I fat? If you tell me I am, I’m just going to run to the refrigerator and gorge on my third round of chocolate pastries and chips to feel better!
Swear on me! Really, swear on me! Though I know I’m never going to drop dead, however hard you wish.
What are you doing? Now were you playing with yourself or is someone else in the bathroom?
You’re late! You’re always late!
Do you know what day is today? You forgot one of the special days in my life… like the 3rd day of my cycle.
Do I look good? Do you want to spend the night on the sofa?… then the answer better be Yes!
Listen to me… You bastard, wake up!!
Is that girl prettier than me? You better say no, buster!
How much do you love me? How much do you love me?
I shopped today! I’ve maxed our credit cards, don’t you think we need to get more of those?
Don’t you think we need more credit cards? Well, didn’t you just understand what I said?
Really?!!! There is where I drive the stake into your chest, unless I hear something more convincing!
   

Courtesy of Lover’s Lawn